- Anti Joke

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Six million.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh