text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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zebras

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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