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twilight

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Hearpin my durp

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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