Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A women president

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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bitches be crafty.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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