- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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