knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Matt Damon

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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