- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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