What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

YEAH THEY DO.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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