- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

George Bush does not care about black people.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

this is a joke

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Can you see this brett? Connor

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Nothing yet CC

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

guess what chicken butt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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