Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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kiss me?

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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123 Main street

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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