- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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