what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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bitches be crafty.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

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