Nice weather we're having.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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