A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Potato.

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