A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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