2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Where's my shotgun

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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