What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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69, hahaha

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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