Knock knock Come In.......

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

No it isn't.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Ham sandwich

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

knock knock!! kanye west

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Chicken

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

K

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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