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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What's a small person? A midget

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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