- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Matt Damon

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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