what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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maddie latino

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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If you are my friend like it!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Anti Joke

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