Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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