why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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