What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Gadaffi

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Cows go moo.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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