Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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women's rights

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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