A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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the real mccoy

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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zebras

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Anti Joke

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