Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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