you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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marshal sterio had sex

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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