GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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wnba

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Anti Joke

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