What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Womens rights.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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