whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Womens rights.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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