You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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democracy

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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my mom raped yerr foot

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Q

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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