- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Hi my name is Jim

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

I saw a shovel once.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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