- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

black people

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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