69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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i love huge wieners.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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