Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Women's Sports

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Your social life

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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