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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

a man walks into horse bar

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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