- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Where is my tractor?

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Women's Sports

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Watch your lips.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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