- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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