AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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