What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Six million.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Canada

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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