What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Gay's rights

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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I only like NY as a friend.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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