What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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