uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Potato

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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