- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Blarg

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the clock say? The time.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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