- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

A black man walks into a book store.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why did I get raped

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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