Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Nobody cares.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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