What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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kiss me?

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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