- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Nobody cares.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A blind man walks into a bar

Two women were sitting quietly.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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