- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Chayton

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