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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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