If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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