Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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No it isn't.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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The Bible

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Woman's rights

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Civil Rights.

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You just won the game...

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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