Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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