Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Anti Joke

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