Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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baby loves lalma

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Sorry boss

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Which one is hardest?

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math test 2=2

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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