- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Yes.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

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