- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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