My name is never spelt right so its all good

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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