A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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the real mccoy

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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you

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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