Knock Knock It's Open!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Chuck Norris.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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