What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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womens rights to vote

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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hi

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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