what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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PENlS.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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