- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Where's my tractor?

How did th-A fridge.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What's dead? Your mum.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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