Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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