Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Guess what? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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No. Yes.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Ass

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Anti Joke

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