I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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math test 2=2

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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