What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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poop

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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