A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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save water shower with friends

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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