A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

what is big and white? the moon

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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