Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Women's rights

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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