hey bill!

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Wheelchair high jump

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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