Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Bing

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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