You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Potato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Women's rights...

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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