A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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