- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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