Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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