A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Women Voting

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The 19th Amendment

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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DOWN

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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poop

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Chicken

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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