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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Guess what? No.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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