Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Women Voting

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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