what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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robin, get in the car.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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poop

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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