- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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