- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What abou three times

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

knock knock go away ok

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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