- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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