Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Women's rights

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democracy

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Penis-Pump

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George Bush.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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