- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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