A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Women.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Guess what? No.

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