- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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