There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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I like to eat people

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Turn around.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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