A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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You just won the game...

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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