why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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