What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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dislike this...please.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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