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69, hahaha

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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