What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Is this a chair?

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Hi.

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poop

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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