- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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