Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Facebook...

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Women Voting

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Anti Joke

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