Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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1234 5

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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