What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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ugh good riddance

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Poop

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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