- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

George Bush does not care about black people.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Jared Gough is a slut

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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