what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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