Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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No it isn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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weiner? balls

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what is big and white? the moon

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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