Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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