baby loves lalma

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

The Irish man was sober.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Penis-Pump

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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