What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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