Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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zebras

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Anti Joke

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