what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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