whats better than 24................. 25

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

knock knock

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Does this napkin chloroform?

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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