Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Poop

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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