- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

"Up to 50% off."

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock What

Jared Gough is a slut

poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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