What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between a duck?

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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