Why was Timmy sad?

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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