yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Matt Damon

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Gadaffi

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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George Bush.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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