A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What is a question?

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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