What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Women's Rights.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What is next?

robin, get in the car.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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