What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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BWAT

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Black Veil Brides.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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