Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Christians pornstars.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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