An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Nice weather we're having.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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