Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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