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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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