Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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you will now laugh.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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