if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Men's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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OBAMA

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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