- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A jew go out of a bar

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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