- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Take my wife- to the store.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Hitler was Jewish.

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