Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Dancing Potatoe!

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What is worse than hell?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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