- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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