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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A jew go out of a bar

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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