- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

No it isn't.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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