- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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