Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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George Bush.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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save water shower with friends

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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I have no ideas.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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