what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Video Games

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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a black guy leaves prison

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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