Two women were sitting quietly.

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Nah

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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