Knock, knock. Come in.......

what do you call a black man named mike

gay rights

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A Banana wrote this...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Do you need any assistance?

Vagina-Boob

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

im a selling a car

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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