Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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