- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

World Peace

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A British man walks into a dental office.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

like for a handjob.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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