Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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