What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

nine...eleven

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

69

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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