Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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a black father

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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