What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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9/11/2001

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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ha.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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