a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

like for a handjob.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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