Your mom

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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baby loves lalma

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Womens' rights.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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