why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

brett is a dick

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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