- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Barack Obama

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

The Bible

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

The horse said "nay."

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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