- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Womens Rights.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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