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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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