Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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