I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Kah-________-

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

GONNA

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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