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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why? Because!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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