The Charlotte bobcats.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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George Bush.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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save water shower with friends

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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I have no ideas.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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