- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Chicken

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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