So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What is a question?

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Guess what? No.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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