what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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i eat poop

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Gabe Mercado

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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alert('hiiii');

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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