what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Who has downs this joke

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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