What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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