- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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