WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

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