- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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