What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Your mother

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Anti Joke

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