alert('hiiii');

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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