- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Society.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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