What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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