Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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women's rights

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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