Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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