you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

i eat poop

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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