- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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