- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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