A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Your mother is a man.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

alston wang

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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