- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Wats a joke?

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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