: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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whats really hot the sun

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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