Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

9/11

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

women

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Communism

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

ugh good riddance

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Blarg

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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