Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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