Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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69, hahaha

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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