A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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