A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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BWAT

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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