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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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