What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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nine...eleven

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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You just won the game...

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What is worse than hell?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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