- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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