What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Men's rights.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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space is fun

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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