A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

ugh good riddance

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Poop

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Women Voting

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

The 19th Amendment

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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