Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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I can Nazi

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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