what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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