- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

I cant think of one (._. )

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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