Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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BWAT

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Japan called... They need help.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Women's rights

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Society.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Cows go moo.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's dead? Your mum.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Gadaffi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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