Knock Knock. Come in.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Halo < COD

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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