What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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My mom just died....

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Women"s Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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