What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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baby loves lalma

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Your social life

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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oh hiya come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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