A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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math test 2=2

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Smart Blondes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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