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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

Women's rights...

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is next?

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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