Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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