- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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