Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Chicken

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Women

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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