- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Blarg

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Homework.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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