Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Paul Dylan King!

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Two women were sitting quietly.

There's no "i" in tim.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Dick spice

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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