A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What is worse than hell?

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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