man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Men's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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OBAMA

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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