A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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