What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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