Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Potato.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Women's sports

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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