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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

A day without sunshine is like night.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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