- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Knock, knock. Come in.......

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the asian die? he was driving

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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