A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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