What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

:-)book

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Du bist mein Kampf

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

alert("The Game");//

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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