- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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