a show horse jumps over a bar

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Don't think of granny porn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Period Blood

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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