What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Ass

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Do you need any assistance?

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Gestapo.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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