Looks through the peephole.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Whats 0+0 0

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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