- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

George Bush does not care about black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

a show horse jumps over a bar

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Don't think of granny porn

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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