Bin Laden comes out of a cave

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What sucks?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Compton

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