- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

whats better than 24................. 25

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Womens Rights.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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