what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Hellen Keller

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Don't think of granny porn

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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