Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

i eat poop

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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